Does Obama's Health care include Manicures?..because my nails need doing.?

yes, and weaves too..along with iPod, blackberries, tattoos and massagesDoes Obama's Health care include Manicures?..because my nails need doing.?
Hand and foot nails. Small toe and small finger manicures are excluded due to risk factors increasing insurance costs which have been forbidden under your plan.





You cant get those toes or fingers done under ANY legal plan anymore. The risk factors are too great.





Also, if you have it done on the street it is being done illegally and you can be fined up to $150,000 and face up to 8 years in prison.Does Obama's Health care include Manicures?..because my nails need doing.?
No, but I hope they include stomach stapling for the morbidly obese people of the red states.
The fact is that nails can cause infection. If they aren't included you should call your senator and demand it.
In his plan, he would just have the doctors cut off your legs at the hips, to cover up the problem of needing a manicure.
Can Princess define ';massage';? I may be interested.
Yes, but only for people named Katey, because you're so....special.
No but if you move to South korea you'll be covered
Yes, but no racist colors
LMAO